i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.
You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
Fun fact: the human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton.
Also the equator is long enough that it’ll wrap around the world exactly once.
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