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Go home bus you’re drunk

Posted 14 hours ago with 108,627 notes
#about me  

kingofthevulcans:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

chainsawnicorn:

Crikey.

oh dear me

No-one

No-one in the company knew

aS an australian i take offense ;)

Posted 14 hours ago with 9,215 notes
#humour  #i don't want to meet the united states im not a transgenic  

thetygrinecat:

please watch this makeup tutorial

Posted 17 hours ago with 1,039 notes
#video  #tutorials  #brilliant  

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

Posted 19 hours ago with 89,982 notes
#sex  #sometimes it looks like potato salad too  

bisexualclara:

theladyserket:

today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.

#*comes out of the shadows rhythmically snapping*

(Source: queerserket)

Posted 19 hours ago with 170,553 notes
#sexuality  #bisexual  

(Source: nynadobrev)

Posted 20 hours ago with 16 notes
#actors  #tatiana maslany  #in which she looks like none of the clones  

hatfullofsky:

You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

(Source: hatfullofwhy)

Posted 1 day ago with 61,920 notes
#about me  

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

Posted 1 day ago with 323,615 notes
#omg  #some ppl  

cloysterboo:

cloysterboo:

cloysterboo:

Fun fact: the human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton.

Also the equator is long enough that it’ll wrap around the world exactly once.

Follow for more fun science facts.

(Source: cloysterbell)

Posted 1 day ago with 201,157 notes
#text post  

(Source: myfricklefrackleromance)

Posted 2 days ago with 41,845 notes
#about me  #tina is me